"Copies of Map Showing Axis Gains Posted." The Japanese artist himself went to Schaer's and asked, "Where can I post this? You know everybody has to put one up."

"Anywhere you like," replied Schaer.

"How do you like it? It's my work," said our proud artist.

"You left out Switzerland." At that, the fellow began hunting for Switzerland in Scandinavia. "Here," said Schaer, "it's between France, Italy and Germany."

"Oh, it wasn't in the map I, er ... copied."

Schaer was too flabbergasted to point out all the other errors.